Videogame Characters Revolt!
Well, not really, but that's the thrust of a rather funny piece by the parody news site, The Onion. This article is titled "Video game characters denounce randomly placed swinging blades". It's a very silly article about how it seems that video game makers are placing random swinging blades in places where they shouldn't be.
The folks over at The Onion touched on Duke Nukem briefly with this quote.. "I mean, would you put up with a row of whirling knives in the cereal aisle at Safeway?" the Double Dragon guy continued. "Of course not. Why, then, should Duke Nukem have to run through a corridor of them to get the health pack he needs need to survive?"
It's a very funny article - make sure and check it out!