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The winning
entry was submitted by Michael Alexander. It was:
 "After
hearing 'When it's done!' one too many times, Ruben finally cracks,
and can be seen dipping a chunk of George Broussard's roasted ass in
red wine, to the amusement of his co-workers and fans everywhere."
Some of the others (in no particular order):
- "This week on Fear Factor, Special Game
Programmers Edition: Can Ruben Cabrera finish eating a 2 lb. Porterhouse
steak with assorted "fresh" dipping sauces that came from 3 different cow
orifices?" (Don Chin)
- This is what Ruben does to whiny,
annoying, forum trolls who complain about the release date of Duke Nukem
Forever. Yes, he kills them, cuts them up and gets his favourite chefs to
cook the flesh for dinner. And his preferred dish(seen in photograph) is
what he likes to call "Flamebait Flamb'e". (Gautam Menon)
- Reuben was dragged bodily to this year's
"Dinner Out With The Homeless" charity function, (which he calls Beans For
Bums). Can you tell? (Michael Olson)
- "Uh, Ruben, when they asked what color
wine went with the meat, I don't think the original intent was to dunk the
meat in it." (Jay Cadarette)
- Fox TV executives secretly screen Ruben as
the new host for the "Glutton Bowl II -- Electric Boogaloo" (Frank
DeCandia)
- At any given moment, Ruben Cabrera only
has two things on his mind. Food and sex. He's nearly done eating. Now,
he's looking at YOU. (Gautam Menon)
(Make sure to check out the larger picture
by clicking on this picture for a better view of what Ruben is doing -
or check out the really massive
version (that's a 500k JPG).
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