Contest #192: April 2nd to April 15th, 2004


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The winning entry was submitted by Duane Shields. It was:

Charlie had heard a sexual reference about getting into a box. Man, did he ever get it wrong.

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. The band Alice in Chains is forced to cut back expenses due to record label losses. Hence this picture from the new version of the video for "Man in the Box". (Art Edelman)
  2. Okay, I have the fox, socks, box, and Knox. When do the chicks with bricks and blocks and clocks come? (I'm dying to make a quick trick chick stack....) (Scott Pakin)
  3. Charlie just refuses to be a team player and think outside of the box. (David Biggerstaff)
  4. Charlie's bottle of Listerine apparently wasn't enough for his "problem", so the boys from Remedy provided their own "remedy". (Aaron Larsen)
  5. "Charlie, a life-time supporter of the 'FPS Crate', proposes a new DNF weapon, 'The Crate-O-Matic', and demonstrates the result by transforming into one." (Robert Cook)
  6. Charlie had been missing for over a week after the move to the new office. But just as some were getting concerned he was found packed in one of the boxes. Management will be docking his pay for the missing week. (Dave Broussard - no relation)
  7. Ladies and gentleman, this month's meeting of the Drazula fan club will now come to order. (Steve Mullen)
  8. Charlie plays a vicious game of "Peek-A-Boo" with the office garbage can. Scores show the garbage can to be ahead by a wide margin. (Eric Stembridge)
  9. And here we see proof positive that some 3D Realms employees are indeed complete blockheads. (Tom Hoelscher)
  10. While keeping his anonymity intact, one of its developers conducts an interview about Xenophage. (Philip Atkins)

In reality, this is Charlie Wiederhold sitting under a box next to his desk.  Don't know why.