Contest #194: April 30th to May 13th, 2004


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The winning entry was submitted by Chris Shock. It was:

"So, which button gives us Japanese school girls?"

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. Brandon thinks out loud: "Press the following at the main menu to access the hidden cheat menu: LEFT, LEFT, L, L, RIGHT, RIGHT, LEFT, LEFT." (Bill Goodhead)
  2. "It says that for another 500 Yen it will love me... long time.." (Philip Atkins)
  3. After inserting hundreds of dollars and pressing numerous buttons, the boys are disappointed to find out that the machine is a ticket dispenser not a high tech Japanesse condom dispenser. (Duane Shields)
  4. Damn! I bet not even Lo Wang would understand this crap! Lets get a mule and ride home. (Elias Huter)
  5. "The source code for Duke Nukem Forever has been secretly replaced with random Japanese text; let's see if the developers notice." (Wally Waffles)
  6. "Damn! It says, 'red access card required'." (Eddie Duffy)
  7. Otakus worldwide don't know whether to be proud or ashamed. (Rich Barrere)

In reality, this is Brandon Rhinehart (L) & Kyle Davis trying to figure out how to work a ticket machine in the Subway system in Tokyo, Japan.