Contest #220: July 29 to August 18, 2005

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The winning entry was submitted by Steven Johnson. It was:

"The devil on Charlie's shoulder was whispering, 'Slap her ass'. The angel was strangely absent".

Some of the others (in no particular order):

1. Charlie Wiederhold: "I returned to Castle Wolfenstein and all i got is two Nazi- chicks and a Duke Nukem T-shirt. Hey, actually that´s good!" (Hiob ???)
2. Typical E3 geeks. Three guys and not one of them is looking at the girls. (Simon Charles)
3. Keith looks on in smug satisfaction as Charlie is led away in handcuffs, his twenty-three gigabytes of pirated Sailor Moon episodes no longer a secret. (Steven Trinkl)
4. To avoid the obvious question "Why is Keith in every single picture with you?", Charlie photoshopped some "women" in this one. (Mikolaj Makowski)
5. I really don't remember the prostate exam being part of the "get your picture taken with the hot babes" (Raymond Nuenke)
6. Charlie, trying to act smooth with the ladies, is pondering how to say "Come get some" in German. Unfortunately, before he can speak, Keith proclaims very loudly in German "I am a jelly donut". (Adam Robinson)
7. After Natalie Portman avoided all his obsessive letters, attempts to fool her into visiting him in the hospital, and countless reenactments of moment's of "Say Anything" outside her window, Charlie has steeped to a new low: Attempting to make her jealous by posing with two E3 booth babes. (Patrick Johnson, Jr)

In reality, this is Keith Schuler & Charlie Wiederhold (T cap) at the Return to Castle Wolfenstein booth at E3 in 2001 with a couple of the "babes" from that booth.  The guy to the right is unknown.