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The winning
entry was submitted by Jim Marshall. It was:
 "What
happens behind boxes of Max Payne mousepads, stays behind boxes of Max
Payne mousepads."
Some
of the others (in no particular order):
- What am I doing? I'm playing old school
Tetris. Now help me turn that Z-shaped block on its side. (Derek Alison)
- "Damn, these cases of mousepads are a 'Max
Payne' in the ass!" (Doug Graham)
- I just love that new mouse pad smell !!!
(Gregory Marnayek)
- "Some guy with a gun and a haircut? That
ain't max payne. 150lbs of mouse pads crushing your left testicle - THATS
max payne!" (Rory O'Kelly)
- "The new mousepads from Colombia were in.
Bryan was living the high life..." (Derlin Chiu)
- "As his fellow co-workers had long
suspected, Bryan Turner was finally caught red-handed -- his forbidden
lust for cardboard boxes and mousepads had reached a new low." (Dan Rymas)
- After gazing into Duke's eyes for what
seemed an eternity, and lightly stroking a Max Payne mousepad with his
tongue, Bryan is overcome with excitement and decides to violate yet
another innocent box of mousepads. (Clay Witt)
- Bryan misunderstood when the girl he was
talking to via webcam, asked him to show her his large package. (Mr. Clam
???)
In reality, this is Bryan Turner
clowning around with some Max Payne mouse pads the day we shipped Max
Payne out of our headquarters a couple of years ago.
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