Contest #205: October 29th to November 11th, 2004


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The winning entry was submitted by Steve Mullen. It was:

Two pigeons conjoined by an oddly shaped, but benign, tumor.

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. "Most people have a little demon on one shoulder, and a little angel on another. Steve just has 2 pigeons" (Nino van der Mark)
  2. Here's a VP who is so slow, pigeons have mistaken him for a statue and are now looking for a comfortable position in which to avail of its toilet facilities. (Gautam Menon)
  3. Though he tried for years, without an eye-patch, no one took him seriously as a pirate. (The silly grin and pigeons instead of a parrot, didn't help either.) (Michael Pulley)
  4. Maurice the Pigeon was somewhat upset with Fanny's choice for their first threesome. (Steve Mullen)
  5. When LoBudget Airlines strapped these on, I figured they where nuts... but I can't deny they *did* get me to Italy. (Al Hunt)
  6. Three stupid peckers walked into a bar... (Al Hunt)
  7. After this photo was taken, Steve turned around too quickly and was promptly arresting for flipping the bird at an officer. (Ewin Dunbar)
  8. Not pictured: The pigeon in Steve's shorts. (Vince Batchelor)
  9. We flew all the way to Italy and all we got was this lousy nerd!" (Ron Savarese)
  10. "Steve settles the debate once and for all and proves that European pigeons are unable to carry a large load. He could try African pigeons, but they're non-migrational. But suppose two pigeons grasped him by the...." (Philip Atkins)

In reality, this is Steve Blackburn posing for a picture on a recent vacation to Italy.