Contest #87: November 5th to November 18th, 1999


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The winning entry was submitted by Nicholas Paul Sugleris. It was:

Steve, he will never find out , George does not look in my Barbie playhouse. Ohh, Mr. Octabrain needs to have a tea party , get Mr. Pig Cop also. Oh we will have so much fun.

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. Isn't Xena usually on at 5:00? These two must really like those action figures! (Stephen Roy Michelson)
  2. It's amazing how losers like this can make such great games. (Ryan Van Eck)
  3. "Princess Vespa, at last. I have you in my clutches. To have my way with you--the way I want to" "No-no please, leave me alone!" "No, you are mine" "Not so fast Helmet!" "Lonestar!" "Yes, it's me. I'm here to save my girlfriend, hi honey!" (Paul Oswald)
  4. Steve and Kevin laugh and enjoy themselves as they direct a group orgy between Duke, the floating brain, and the pig cop. (Lance Baily)
  5. Gee Kevin, your left ass cheek IS smaller than the right! (Peter Conden)
  6. Playing with dolls? Duke would not approve. (Ryan Raner)
  7. Yeah, well, that's pretty cool and all, but my Pokemon could beat him down like a bitch. (Dave Wood)
  8. Changing the numbers on the ol' Christmas bonus. (Ryan Raner)

In reality, this is Steve Blackburn & Kevin Green checking out some Duke action figures in George Broussard's office.