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The winning entry was submitted by Octavision.
It was:
 Every hour on the hour. This is DNN (Dopefish News Network) with your
anchor, Dopefish himself!
Some of the others (in no particular order):
- 'The enigmatic Dopefish burglar strikes again, leaving his
signature mug in front of the bank's security cam. (George Holbert)
- This is actually a movie poster for the new horror movie
entitled, 'The Dopefish!' which is about a large mutant trout that swims the worlds sewer
systems and bites people on the bum when they they visit the bathroom. You know when it's
coming... because you must beware it's evil call.... 'Eaaatt.... your vegggieees......'
(Dave Calabrese)
- Dopefish makes a break for freedom, but finds his mobility
somewhat limited. (Chris McMullen)
- ".....And we see here the historic Dopefish, which as we
all know, led to the insanity of the entire 3d Realms division. Their obsession for it
went a little overboard, which led them to lock themselves in their cubicle areas for a
month, and their chant of "When it's done" was heard all over the
world....." (Matt Mann)
- Dopefish has finally been apprehended. Here is his
"mug" shot. (Gilbert Clark)
- Sighting the hapless web-surfer, the Dopefish closes in for
the kill. (Mike Teehan)
- (Sung to Folgers coffee tune) The best part of waking up, is
DOPEFISH in your cup! (Jonah Bishop)
In reality, this is a Dopefish coffee
mug that someone happened to put in front of the camera.
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