Contest #185: December 19th, 2003 to January 8, 2004


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The winning entry was submitted by David Livingstone. It was:

Ruben: "My bitch can drink more than your bitch Joe!"

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. Even drunk, Kyle's gotta be the finest glass-blower in America! (Valerie Falconer)
  2. Here we see a gathering of the Undead at the Warcraft King's Christmas Party. We have: (far right) a Lich that's sucking down a bottle of blood and being exhorted on by the red-eyed Abomination at his shoulders. And then there's (far left) Prince Arthas mulling his destiny and damnation over a frosty drink, while also regretting ever listening to the voices that compelled him to resurrect the cursed Orc peon now grinning happily behind them. (Gautam Menon)
  3. "... and in the presence of Legolas and Aragorn, Gollum tried to poison master for the precious." (No one ???)
  4. Next, on "Where Are They Now?" we look into the lives of the remaining four men from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, only two months after their show was canceled. (Richard Barrere)
  5. (c) Abercrombie & Fitch 2004 Winter Catalog (Aaron Goatley)
  6. It's the most wonderful time of the Year
    With the designers binge drinking
    And everyone telling you "Get some good beer"

    It's the most wonderful time of the Year
    There'll be panties for tossing
    Strippers for cheering and making out in the snow
    There'll be scary Ruben stories
    And tales of the glories of drunkiness a long long time ago

    It's the most wonderful time of the Year
    There'll be much puking
    And the brains will be hammered
    When the morning hangover comes in

    It's the most wonderful time OF THE YEAR! (Simon Charles)

In reality, this is (L-R) Charlie Wiederhold, Joe Siegler, Ruben Cabrera, & Kyle Davis at the 2003 3D Realms Christmas Party at George's House.