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Much of what Todd says holds up against our scienctific
evidence. We conducted a number of trails to find out what makes the
ideal game. Our results will both shock and amaze you.
If we directly
compare the level of eye candy in games to the quality of the gameplay,
a disturbing and all to familiar pattern thats to appear. I think this
needs no further explanation….
What else can we
work out from the little data we have? Another useful graph can be
generated by taking the amount of DNF screenshots released to the web
and the level of hype generated. Here we can clearly see a pair of
women's breasts in the graph, fascinating.
So is DNF a game?
Is DNF an operating system? Is DNF really just an abbreviated term for
Do Not Fart? I can't answer these questions...
please, no more questions! Although I know a man who can...
Conclusion
 Many things you read
here today will be new to you, but if you take the time to digest the
rich banquet of information we offer here, your life will be enriched.
Who can predict what the future holds for DNF, will it ever be released,
does it really exist, where did I put my car keys, the questions are
many and the answers are few.
If you only
remember one thing from this experience, let it be 'variable length hemp
rope'
I have been
Peter
'Maverick' Bridger, goodnight.
Credits:
This special feature has been brought to you by Maverick of This Strife
and TMST. Special thanks to the one and only Todd Replogle from taking
time out for answer our questions, you the man.
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