Contest #187: January 23rd to February 5th, 2004


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The winning entry was submitted by Donald Letterer. It was:

Ummm, yeah George? About that new engine switch for DNF? I'm here at Valve , but I can't find the HL2 code anywhere, there's nothing here! What!!! Somebody stole it already?!!! Okay I'll run out and grab some pizza, beer instead,-----and a porn movie. Got it.

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. "Bryan Turner places a frantic call to Scott Miller after paying a surprise visit to the Duke Nukem Forever programmers office." (Robert Price)
  2. Bryan plans the 7th anniversary party for Duke Nukem Forever's development. (Frank DeCandia)
  3. Proudly showing off his newest piece of equipment, Bryan calls up his girlfriend aka The Dominatrix. (DudeMeister ???)
  4. Thank you for calling 3D Realms Support Desk, how may I direct your call? (Andy Haley)
  5. "Hey George, Bryan here, just checking in on the DNF development lab, looks the same as last year, maybe you should post another message in the forums and we can have a good laugh!" (Brandon ???)
  6. "Don't worry. I'm telling you we've got plenty of operating capital to tide us over until DNF is ready for release. Now are you going to deliver those pizzas or what?" (Ron Savarese)

In reality, this is Bryan Turner hamming it up in our old offices on moving day.