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The winning
entry was submitted by Anael. It was:
 Duke:
"Nobody steals MY chicks... And..."
Scott: "Hey, I own you so STFU!"
Some
of the others (in no particular order):
- This gun? No, this is for the girls. It's
full of silicone. (Rob Falconer)
- "Although it may look like he is enjoying
the attention from the ladies, Scott reassures his boyfriend with a gentle
touch that his heart is belongs to the Duke." (Becca Thomas)
- Looking on, Duke tries to learn some tips
on picking up women from one of his makers. (Patrick Johnson)
- Duke threatens Scott with a nuclear enema
if he doesn't back off from the chix. (Gregory Marnayek)
- Now that we see whom the ladies REALLY go
for, expect 3D Realms's upcoming blockbuster to be renamed "Scott Miller
Forever". (Scott Pakin)
- Someone please point out to Mrs Miller
that at no time do Scott's hands actually touch a Duke Babe. This may help
him in the custody hearings... (Michael Olsen)
- Although Duke has been known to handle
some heavy weaponry, it seems word has gotten around that Scott Miller
packs quite an uncanny amount of firepower himself. (Jack Meaph)
- One Word: HoloScott. (Bill Goodhead)
- Do you girls want to duke it out in my/our
trailer? (Jens Eggert)
- "Introducing... Duke Nukem XXX Hot and
Heavy Action Vol. 1... Starring Scott Miller as Duke Hardcore...A
production of DDDrealms." (Daniel Ulery)
- Scott: "Dearly beloved, we have come
together in the presence of GoD to witness and bless the union of this man
and this woman and this woman in Holy Matrimony..." (Gautam Menon)
In reality, this is Scott Miller
hamming it up with Duke & the Duke girls at the 2001 E3 show.
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