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The winning
entry was submitted by Unknown (they didn't give a name). It was:
 "Are you serious?" asks Petri. "You're going to give us this
plane if we program the Daikatana AI? To be honest, I really wanted that portable DVD
player."
Some of the others (in no particular order):
- Sam Lake & Petri Järvilehto ask themselves why Americans
need to have instructions on how to drink sodas....and why on the back of the shirt and
not the front. (Andrew Blades)
- Nice landing Petri. You're just lucky you didn't kill anybody.
(Cameron Orr)
- "Suck It Down: the NEW Fragrance from Calvin Klein"
(Steve Yemenijian)
- Petri: "listen, boys, i'm sure you're upset, but let's
face it--duke nukem is just a made-up character. you didn't REALLY expect him to show up
here today, did you?" (Dan Rymas)
- "Sam Lake looks on laughly while his partner, Petri
Jarvitehto, tries to beat his enemy with the newest weapon from Remedy Software, 'The Eye
Gaze'. Fueled by softdrinks, this weapon will slowly turn his enemy's bones into a
rubberlike substance thus leaving him to sink into a puddle of ooze" (Dean Cyril
Wood)
- Spying a hunk in a provacative Duke T-shirt, Sam stuns Petri
by coming out of the closet at the G.O.D. booth at 1998's E3. (Jon Humphries)
- Yea that's Sam the rudder technician and I'm your pilot
Petri...soon as I suck down this can of beer will fly you boys back to Apogee. (Jody
Medlin)
- "Goth meets White Trash! Story at ten!" (Steve
Yemenijian)
And this honorable mention. He didn't send in any
actual submission, but I don't recall getting a message like this in all the time I've
been running the contest. :)
In reality, this is Sam Lake & Petri Järvilehto
of Remedy Software facing the camera at the G.O.D. booth at 1998's E3. No idea who
the people with their backs to the camera are.
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