Contest #165: February 14th to February 27th, 2003


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The winning entry was submitted by Duane Shields. It was:

Joe, wanting to do his hilarious impersonation of Dolly Parton, grabs the two biggest boobs he can find.

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. After the Joebot lost all his temper thanks to the forums, George decided he'd reprogram it to be more user-friendly. Unfortunately, the Joebot wanted to give too much love and strangled Keith and Charlie by hugging them. "I LOVE EVERYBODY!! I WANNA GIVE SO MUCH LOVE!" he did yelled as he destroyed a wall to make his getaway. He officialy declared on the news how much he loved everyone visiting the forums and how he'd like to show his affection to all of them. If you're a forum-goer, lock your doors and don't get out. So far, 20 rabid DNF fans have been missing; you could be the next. (Maxime Tondreau)
  2. "OK Charlie, look all the way up. Who has the longest nose hair, Me or Keith?" (Vince Grienti)
  3. *Joe Siegler (as Gollum): "We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They (Keith and Charlie) stole it from us." (MB)
  4. "What Joe never learned is that hugs are supposed to be nice and good; not violent and evil." (Bludd)
  5. For the umpteenth time a 3DRealms employee had too much to drink and acts like an idiot. Will they ever learn? (Leon Durham)
  6. Despite Crackdowns, Ritualistic hazing runs rampant in Hair Club For Men initiations. (Michael Garcia)
  7. Conjoined fraternal triplets? (Frank DeCandia)
  8. In this picture, I'm not sure if Keith, Joe, and Charlie are gay or just drunk. (Aron Shore)
  9. Charlie scared by a show of affection reverts to his two year old persona and begins sucking his thumb and chanting, "Make bad man go away, make bad man go away!" Keith just grins and thinks "Hum......I wonder how many polys that light is". (Joe Selinske)

In reality, this is (L-R): Keith Schuler, Joe Siegler, & Charlie Wiederhold goofing around at a dinner the company had gone out to.