Contest #189: February 20th to March 4th, 2004


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The winning entry was submitted by Simon Charles. It was:

"Finding Joe", Pixar's latest animation picture, is a compelling story about seven little girls on a journey to save a helpless simpleton lost in a living room.

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. It's time to kick Joe Siegler's ass, and watch 'Finding Nemo'. And we hate watching 'Finding Nemo'. (Daan Pasmans)
  2. After a long prison sentence, Michel Jackson, who has gained some weight, enjoys his release back into society with this celebratory event. I guess its back to the big house for old Michael. (Nicholas McCloskey)
  3. Due to budget cuts at the office the new daddy day care has opened at 3D Realms. (Paul Oswald)
  4. Believe it or not, these are a significant improvement on the girls that Joe usually dates. (David Brunton)
  5. Brian and Joe are in another rooms and watching football, while the children are fully occupied with the new 3DR invention, the "Holo-Joe". The prefect children party entertainment doll. (Jens Eggert)
  6. "Bryan, you tell them I'm handing out candy and money one more time and I'm going to sock you." (Cameron Orr)
  7. Newly aware of the genie's malicious sense of humor, Joe determines to phrase his _second_ wish more carefully. (Warlock ???)
  8. And here we see yet another generation expressing their frustration with waiting for DNF to ship... (Tom Hoelscher)
  9. After years of threats.. Drazula's Army was finally unleashed at Joe3DR.. (Hudson ???)

In reality, this is Joe Siegler at the bottom of a dogpile at Bryan Turner's daughter's birthday party.