Contest #71: March 12 to 25, 1999


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The winning entry was submitted by Cameron Orr. It was:

Joe Siegler tries to explain to his wife that the Booth Babes mean nothing to him. Stephen was dragged here to be Joe's support although, he did nothing but think "Man, what's she doing with a guy like him?"

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. "Welcome to 3DReview, with Joe Siegler and Stephen Cole! You KNOW if a game stinks, you're gonna smell it here first, and I think Joe's already got a snootfull of something he wants to share with you right after this message, so stay tuned! Wake up, Steve" (Michael Olsen)
  2. "Hey Beavis, who woulda thought we'd be here in 20 years? huh huh huhehuhh huh" (Dan Lahav)
  3. "Duh....My mom gave me these here shoes so I'd stop biting my toenails." (Steve Yemenijian)
  4. "The Vulcan Mind-Meld was NOT a success." (John Penrose)
  5. Stephen: "Come on Joe, Steve Blackburn isn't that bad a booth babe." (Matt Anderson)
  6. "Joe Siegler and Stephen Cole hiding out in a GT backroom from security at 1998's E3 after the incident with the ID software team." (Neil Edelman)
  7. <Grunt> Joe take picture with magic fire box. (Dave Allen)
  8. As you can see, I've invented this small joystick that can contort Joe's face at the touch of a button. (Jay Jackson)
  9. You know Stephen, I really need to get more fiber in my diet. (Francesco A. Rotondo)
  10. Two of the three male contestants on "Studs" shortly before the show was canceled. (Greg Miller)
  11. Ahhh, BITTER BEER FACE!! (This, after seeing a Quake 3 preview shot) (Eric R.)

In reality, this is Joe Siegler & Stephen Cole sitting in a GT backroom at 1998's E3.

From Joe: "My wife thought that the winning entry here was absolutely hysterical!"