Contest #213: March 15 to March 31, 2005


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The winning entry was submitted by Matt Ritterbusch. It was:

"Lord, send me a wife so I know what to do with this kitchen crap".

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. "Joe prayed to the steak God, clad in the holy vestments of barbeque." (Duoae)
  2. Picture's from Joe's book "Where to Hide Booze While on the Job" (Patrick Johnson)
  3. Thinking they would get more of a response, Joe's good and evil conscience transform into and barbeque sauce and hot sauce respectively. (Erik Lore)
  4. Hmm.. If I was Indiana Jones, and I didn't have a bag of sand.. what could I use for a quick switch? (David Koenig)
  5. "Do you like your manwich sweet or sour?" (Jay ??)
  6. In a cry for help, Joe creates a home video to show the "Fab 5" why he needs some queer eyes for the straight guy in fashion sense, culinary skills, and interior decorating. (David Biggerstaff)
  7. Warning: Grilling indoors can result in dizzyness, shortness of breath, and the desire to stare into bright lights. (Zane Horton)
  8. Picture is so weird, it doesn't need a caption. (Frank DeCandia)
  9. Man snorting those gives you a serious buzz. (Mark Ryan Stewart)
  10. "Hmm... I wonder which one of these has better lubrication properties... Ah what the hell only one way the to find out" (Hassan Behtoee)
  11. Here we see Joe dreaming of a time and place where he actually KNEW how to BBQ. "One of these days I might become Texan, Until then I can just play with the free stuff that I get and Dream." (Bryan Turner of 3D Realms)

In reality, this is Joe Siegler in his old office trying to set up a picture and having the timer on the camera go off before he was ready.