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The winning
entry was submitted by
Heinz-Joachim Hombach]. It was:
 "Having
stalked Natalie Portman for about 9 years with no result, Charlie now
tries to bs the Make-A-Wish foundation with this
"Look-at-me-I'm-a-nearly-dead-patriot-and- my-brother-is-an-army-hero"
pic to make them arrange a date."
Some
of the others (in no particular order):
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With the War on Terrorism dragging on so long, the budget for USO girls
has become a bit strained. Luckily, our boys don't seem to notice. (David
Grimshaw)
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General Keith Schuler: I realize Duke Nukem isn't himself right now...but
he did ask when he will be able to kick ass and chew bubble gum, again. So
we are hopefull. (Frank DeCandia)
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"Thank you, Keith, for visiting me in the Lockjaw ward. Now put down the
camera and we'll split the rest of my apple juice together in celebration
of being Americans." (Dave ???)
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...
And here we see the implementation of the *new* policy for treatment of
detainees from Iraq. A comfortable bed (handcuff-compatible), a morale
booster (an American flag), and a fresh beverage (in the background, next
to the phone) ... (Tom Hoelscher)
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"American flag? Check. Retarded gown? Check. Bottle of piss? Check.
Everything was falling into place for Keith Schuler." (Forrest Kyle)
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"Alright guys, all we have to do is get him to drink the "apple juice"
beside his head. We're going in!" (Darryl Barnhart)
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"Nurse! This patient needs 15CCs of hot, topless, spongebath - stat!" (Gautam
Menon)
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Charlie thinks to himself... "Sure hope he doesn't realize it was not
orange juice...Sure hope the nurse doesn't realize that half-a-bottle of
the sample is gone..." (Nick Makowski)
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Yayy!!! The proctologist found no WMDs!!! (Bob Guerard)
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"Why do these two always act like retards when you get them in front of a
cam-- Holy crap! Is that a jug of urine?!?!?!" (Keith Schuler - yes that
Keith Schuler)
In reality, this is Keith Schuler
visiting Charlie Widerhold in his hospital room.
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