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The winning
entry was submitted by Gautam
Menon. It was:
 Here
we see Darth Turner use a Jedi mind trick, forcing Steve Blackburn to
say, "Why Bryan, take the rest of the day off. I can pack this entire
office up all by my lonesome- No problem!"
Some
of the others (in no particular order):
- And for his next solo, Luciano Pavoratti
will perform "Assholo mi oh" in D Minor. (Josh Wagenbach)
- Thats right, now you can own your very own
Steve Blackburn monitor-top bust. Complete with realistic features like a
possible jaw and horsehair beard and sideburns. Another available product
is the Bryan Turner cardboard cutout with photo realistic skeptical look.
(Chris Oliver)
- "Thank you for calling Customer
Support...your call will be answered as soon as we find the phone." (John
Jarvis)
- 3D Realms evacuating after Take2 informs
them that it is 2003, not 2002. (Mad Keith ??)
- *Steve Sings Opera* "WHENNNN.....ITSSSSSSSS....DOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!"
*Bryan gives Steve a look of compliance, in his own way* (Joseph Cirillo)
- We spent all our money to develope Duke
Nukem Forver for the Atari 2600 and now we lost our lease. (Frank P.
DeCandia)
- Steve: "Haha!! Nice try. All the projected
release dates for DNF are marked on our calendars in special invisible
ink." (Gautam Menon)
- 1. Here we find Duke Movem with his
faithful apprentice Slim Packer. Note the intensity in Duke's eyes as he
prepares to demonstrate the proper procedure for picking up a massive Sony
21" monitor. Slim is obviously wondering if he will ever attain the
strength and body mass needed for such a maneuver.
2. "I'm Duke Movem. I'm here to pack boxes and chew bubble gum...and I'm
all outta gum! Pack it, Baby!" (Chris Caviness)
- Steve and Bryan look in shock at the one
computer in the world that has Xenophage installed on it. (Steve Trinkl)
In reality, this is Bryan Turner (L) & Steve Blackburn in Steve's
office when we were packing to move offices a few months back.
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