Contest #167: March 14th to March 27th, 2003


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The winning entry was submitted by Mike Marino. It was:

"You Klingons know NOTHING about mullets OR pocket pool. My friend and I will show you..."


Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. In a show of impatience on a galactic scale, the Klingon Empire found it necessary to send an emmisary back to the 21st century to inform George that "Duke Nukem Forever" is STILL not out. (Josh Wagenbach)
  2. An administrator at the exhibition gets his films confused, and places a model of a Klingon next to Jabba the Hutt (Rob Falconer)
  3. Keith goes for a wedgie but finds that the Klingon's underwear is booby trapped with spikes. (Adam Rofer)
  4. The ONLY time you'll see a Klingon wince: When George stalks him and Keith has his hand up his Kronos. (Audel Ross Almazan)
  5. George: "Those are COOL boots. Which member of Kiss are you?" (Kyle Phillips)
  6. At this point in time, the Klingon known as 'Shorty' realizes that he has walked into a gay bar.. (Tom Hoelscher)

In reality, this is George Broussard & Keith Schuler hamming it up with a Klingon at the Star Trek Experience exhibit in Las Vegas.