Contest #119: March 29th to April 12th, 2001


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The winning entry was submitted by Audel Ross Almazan. It was:

There was quite a celebrity appearance at this party, namely a young Dr. Lecter eyeing Oliver Platt's ears, director Steven Soderbergh hinting at a possible buddy movie, and sitting next to him is Rosie Perez, Nicole Kidman, and the only low-profile attendee, an aspiring extra in the upcoming 'Revenge of the Nerds' remake.

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. "Here we have Keith telling the girls about the time he accidentally walked into one of Ruben's private "mo-cap sessions" with a stripper, while a visibly embarrassed Ruben attempts to gouge his own eyes out" (Gautam Menon)

  2. For God's sake, nobody let Ruben Cabrera have kids!!! (Peter Rodrigues)

  3. "This is why all the Texas restaurants keep 3DRealms parties in their back rooms." (Audel Ross Almazan)

  4. Keith's wife regrets taking the boys to her party. She learns an important lesson: "Leave the 3DRealms team at home with their computer's where there is no danger of total humiliation." (Martin de Montfort)

  5. George is thinking: "Can we go home now?? Survivor is on at 8pm!" (Don Chin)

  6. Keith: Huzzah, Knights of the Rectangular Table. Today we shall discuss much, including Sir Ruben's problem with containing his flatulence.
    George: He speaketh the truth!
    Ruben: Verily, I am screwed! (Steve Trinkl)

  7. "Shown here is the best way to get your wife mad at you for the next three months, bring these guys with you when you take your wife out for dinner on her birthday." (Ryan Raner)

  8. Ruben begins to show everyone how his clone Oliver Platt was created by demonstrating the syncording process. While he describes what this fells like, Charlie shows how far he'll go to get a laugh by giving Ruben a wet-willy, minus the finger. Keith loses interest when he realizes Rose has slipped some Vigra into his tea. (Humberto Yeverino)

  9. "Don't blink, there's still some cake on those forks." (Pete ???)

  10. Keith: "Sake - the other date drug." (Stephen J. Correia)

  11. "Ow! Damn magnetic contact lenses!" (Matt Novotny)

  12. "Ruben was prepared to take whatever means were necessary to stop Charlie licking his eyelids... again". (Paul Veselovsky)

In reality, this is (L-R): Charlie Wiederhold, Ruben Cabrera, Keith Schuler and his wife, and George Broussard's girlfriend & George.  The gang was out at a party for Keith's wife.