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The winning
entry was submitted by Scot
Burklin. It was:
 "Hey Bryan, some middle school kid just called. He wants his moustache back."
Some
of the others (in no particular order):
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"Would you believe Bryan doesnt like being 'in the camera captioning contest' and opted for a 21nd floor office on 3dR HQ? However, Joe still managed to 'shoot' him during his monthly ''bungee jumping from the 3dR office' session" (I.
Mecking)
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Bryan put out the bong, I'm trying to take a picture. (Duane Shields)
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"Hey, Bryan! Any truth to these rumors that staring too long at a monitor will give you glaucoma...?" (Chuck Mathias)
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Yes God. I understand. I'll do it. I'll make sure Duke goes to church on Sunday after the game is over. (Cory
Remick)
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A 3D Realms employee learns the hard way to not look at Bryan Turners forehead when in direct sunlight. (Stephen
Kinser)
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"Those alien bastards are gonna pay for beaming up our customer support!" (Ben
Kuhner)
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"Great! Another freakin' tour group watchin' me code. Will George stop at nothing to make a buck?" (Stephen
Correia)
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"That wasn't what I was thinking of when I said 'money shot'." (Jack Burnt)
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Roger Ebert says, "Either this is the beginning of a very promising avant garde experimental flick, or the worst gay porn movie of ALL TIME!" (Don Chin)
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Like a deer caught in car's headlights, Bryan Turner freezes when he is caught browsing porn... (Andrew
Csanyi)
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You could have gone home any time you wanted to, Bryan! Just click your heels together three times and say, 'Duke Nukem will ship... Duke Nukem will ship...'" (Ben
Kuhner)
In reality, this
is Bryan Turner at his desk - the picture was taken through a window.
There's
also these couple of 'honorable mentions'.. :)
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"George Broussard's reknowned EverQuest addiction reaches new heights as he attempts to 'buff' coworker Bryan Turner." (Brandon Reinhart - 3DR)
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Bryan wins the role of Zephiram Cochrane in the remake of the classic Star Trek episode featuring "The Companion." (Lee Jackson - 3DR)
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