Contest #231: March 31st to Apr 20th, 2006

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The winning entry was submitted by Nathan Schwemer. It was:

"Hans: Hello! I am Hans and zis is Frans!
Frans: Ya, and we are here to...

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. "You're gonna pay for taking away business from Duke Burger, bitch." (Yatta)
  2. "He can defeat the entire Rigellian armada with his bare hands, but Duke gets beaten to a waltz with a plastic balloon by his HoloDuke." (Oliver Stanus)
  3. The duke on the Right side is thinking "hmmmm.. hmmmm. hmm. This damn holoduke isn't working correctly" (Richard M)
  4. Now I DO have time to play with myself. (Frank DeCandia)
  5. Joe's desk is a showcase of his masculinity. Nothing says "manliness" more than two muscled-up guys hugging a Jack Ball. (Alexandru Duta)
  6. Jack in the Box. The official fast food chain of Duke Nukem Forever and 3D Realms. (Patrick Johnson)

In reality, this was is a couple of Duke Nukem Action Figures and a Jack Ball on Joe Siegler's desk.