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The winning
entry was submitted by Steve Trinkl. It was:
 ""This
is an E! True Game Developer story. Allen Blum... hard, assiduous
worker...? ...Or drooling crack fiend?!? Find out more, after this
commercial..."
Some of the others (in no particular order):
- "Max Payne? You mean all these people
didn't order Xenophage?" (Kyle Randolph)
- Life-size Claymation 3dRealms Set. Notice
to the middle right of the picture that Joe's hand moving the models for
the current Frameshot for the 3dRealms Camera Captioning Contest #145 for
April 5th, 2002 to April 18, 2002. (Bill New)
- Officials from the Guinness Book of
Records was of course present to witness this incredible display of
one-armed lifting prowess and name him the new world record holder in the
"lifting empty cardbord boxes with one hand"-category. (Eskil "Bludd"
Lauritsen)
- "At 3DRealms, we have some of the most
impressive bunch of freaks outside a carnival! There's Kevin "The Beast"
Green, whose sexual urges force him to be on his knees most of the time,
Allen Blum the obsessed opera fan and last but not least- Brandon "I'm not
a Goth" Reinhart, and no, he's not wearing makeup, that's his real pasty
white complexion for all you ladies!" (David Livingstone)
- "In striking news today, this underground
image captured by a daring photographer, finally explains to US
authorities how 3DR projects have been able to receive funding. A raid
performed 10 minutes later revealed the team shipping out excessively
large quantities of Hentai destined for Wierder&Looser Entertainment, an
elusive global company founded by 3DRealms employee Charlie Wiederhold."
(Tim Townsend)
- Allen is dismayed when he realizes he
accidentally caught his nipples in the box seal. (Greg Otte)
- "Well, it beats finishing Duke Nukem
Forever." (Paul Richards)
In reality, this is Allen Blum holding one of the boxes we shipped Max
Payne in. Behind him (L-R) are: Kevin Green (kneeling), John
Pollard, Stephen Cole, Jess Crable, & Brandon Reinhart. We were
waiting around at 4AM to box and ship Max Payne pre-orders.
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