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The winning
entry was submitted by El Chiwawa. It was:
 Two
young women, barely clothed, standing close enough to to touch. Young
ample bodies heaving with bosoms resembling glorious mountains of
flesh. The pure desire, the passion, the lust. DAMMIT, Duke!!!! Get
out of the picture you're ruining the mood!
Some of the others (in no particular order):
- That's right people, Duke even protects
those women who favour the company of other women (though secretly he is
sure they just need some time with the Duke to see things differently)
(Christopher O' Connor)
-
Girl #1: "I swear...if he yells, "WHO WANTS SOME?!" one
more time, I'm gonna slap him silly!" (Don Chin)
-
In silent anger, Duke contemplates how to blow up the
entire trailer park after finding out his babes are only interested in
each other and not him. (Richard Barrere)
- "Who wants some? Come get some! Two girls,
no waiting!" (Michael Olson)
- Duke Nukem's Trailer Peep Show attracted a
lot of viewers for $5, but once inside, all paying customers were
"treated" to was a scantily negligee-clad Lee Jackson gyrating to the
sounds of "Relax" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood. (Don Chin)
- "Y'know, I bet if I was the real Duke
Nukem, those chicks would be making out with me instead of each other!"
(Steve Head)
- Just after Duke steps out from the caravan
toilet, The Duke Babes gossip over how such a big man who saves the world
can sometimes forget to do up his fly. (Martin DeMontfort)
- "I got baby moons & babes with moons. Life
is good." (Michael Olson)
- "Hey Duke, your girls are stuck together -
why is that?" "Uhhh... Uhh.. Come get some?" (as Duke
tries to look casual after exiting the trailer). (Joe Siegler)
In reality, this is Duke and the Duke girls at least year's E3 show.
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