Contest #74: April 23 to May 13, 1999


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The winning entry was submitted by Eric Wheeler. It was:

Tarkin, requesting troop backup... got some mapping scum who attempted to change the lotag of this sector E-245 to '25'.

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. "TK421, why aren't you at your post? And what happend to your suit???" (Loren Schlomer)
  2. A disgruntled member of LucasArts takes the success of Duke Nukem way too personally. (Robert Rock)
  3. Allen ponders at the only thought he could think: "Could this fit in my RX-7?" (Dustun Carlsen)
  4. Keith: I surrender!
    Allen: Umm, Keith? It's a dummy.
    Keith: Quiet, you don't know how big this Empire is. It goes all the way to the Emperor. (Cameron Orr)
  5. "Shoplifters will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of Imperial Law." (David Anderson)
  6. "I'm from Lucasfilm. Freeze, line jumping bastard!!!" (Michael Sutton)
  7. "This is not the dork you're looking for. You can go about your business. Move along..." (Joseph Wojciechowski)
  8. Confronted with the storm trooper's weapon, Keith Schuler unleashes the most deadly weapon of all: he raises his arms. (Matt Brunhaver)
  9. Sadly enough, both Allen and Keith know exactly what movie, what scene, and where in the scene this stormtrooper was from. (Cameron Orr)
  10. "OK! OK! X-Wing Alliance *is* better than Stargunner. Just put the blaster down, will ya!?!" (Paul Tiseo)

In reality, this is Allen Blum (L) & Keith Schuler in a Las Vegas hotel toy store.

NOTE from Joe Siegler:  "The winning entry came along with a note that said "Too bad only Duke mappers will understand this".   I asked Allen Blum & Keith Schuler about that, and what it meant.  They didn't know, and had to look it up themselves."  :)