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The winning entry was submitted by Greg Golds. It was:
 In preparation for the large crowds expected to attend the Phantom Menace,
the theater invokes a policy requiring patrons to buy multiple tickets based on the amount
of space they take up.
Some of the others (in no particular order):
- It's obvious the man behind Keith is staring at his ass. (Ryan
Van Eck)
- "Wow! These will get us 37 free lapdances at The Fare...
What night does Spanky work?" (Brent Dollins)
- As the photo is taken, Charlie glances down at his tickets are
realizes that they are not, in fact, tickets for "Star Wars: The Phantom
Menace", but tickets to the upcoming Britney Spears concert. George Broussard had
seemingly discovered the mix-up just prior to the photo being taken. (Greg Golds)
- Guests with their complimentary tickets for Jerry Springer's
"I had sex with a virtual stripper" (Frederick Zevenbergen)
- "Where is Charlie's left hand? And why is the smile on
Paul's Face so big?" (Marc Howes)
- "Phantom Menace was sold out, so we bought up all the
Booty Call tickets, and we are gonna have a PAR-TEE!" (Connie Wicks)
- Six guys who will wait hours in line for Star Wars tickets. Is
it any surprise that with guy's like that there aren't any girls in the picture? (???? -
No name given)
- Hey guys, I don't mean to spoil the moment but...do your
tickets say Episode TWO??? (Sami Ris)
- After buying all of the theatre's tickets for the
twenty-second night in a row, these men can be heard at the local SWAA (Star Wars Addicts
Anonymous) "Hi, we're Dave, Keith, Charlie, Paul, George and Allen ... and we have a
compulsive ticket buying problem." (Liam Hassett)
In reality, this is (L-R): David March, Keith
Schuler, Charlie Weiderhold, Paul Richards, George Broussard, & Allen Blum right after
they bought tickets to Star Wars: The Phantom Menace at a local movie theatre.
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