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The winning
entry was submitted by Shawn
R. It was:
 Lee:
Man, Andy, finally getting to see all these booth babes everywhere
after all those arduous nights working on the DNF soundtrack just
makes me feel like I need to find a pair of nice, big...
Andy [interrupting]: Studio microphones, he's talking about needing
more studio microphones.
Some
of the others (in no particular order):
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"Come on Andy!! It's not too hard! Just
lift your arms, sing along, shake your body and your butt a bit, then
jump and turn around!! HEYYY MACARENA!!" (Maxiime Tondreau)
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"The stone I passed was this big!" (Poompa
???)
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Andy asks Lee to pose for the "scary
songwriter maniac racer" idea he got for the upcoming Wacky Wheels 2.
(Maxiime Tondreau)
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"...and for my next trick, I'll make the
same Wacky Wheels programmer DISappear." (Scott Pakin)
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Ed Norton and Meatloaf, still a pair long
after Fight Club. (Humberto Yeverino)
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Siskel and Ebert's lesser known brothers,
Homer and Jethro. Jethro gives the movie 'Tomcats' "10 enthusiastic
fingers up...way up!" (Don Chin)
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"I'll take ten of those drafts, what'll
you have Andy?" (Lars Fogde)
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Here we see Lee doing his impresion of a
dancing pole in hopes for one of the GOD babes to do a repeat
performance on him. (Josh Freihofer)
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Lee: "For the last time: I am not the old
guy with the beard in Duke Nukem Forever!" (Lon Durham)
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"Suffering from heat stroke and subsequent
dementia, Lee finally catches and prepares to devour that invisible
sub sandwich he's been seeing all afternoon." (Josh Wagenbach)
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Lee "I swear, the next person I see
wearing one of those damn 'All your base are belong to us!' T-shirts
I'm going to smash their head like a grape!" (Paul Oswald)
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Andy Edwardson: (in a deep, sultry voice)
"My Joe, you must be very tired from taking pictures all day. How
about you take rest in the trailer, and I'll give you a nice, relaxing
massage."
Lee Jackson: "Whoa! I'm outta here! This is definately NOT the way the
booth babes went!" (Brad Singer)
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Andy's thoughts: "Hmm. No hair on his
palms, but a forest of it on his chin. I wonder if his wife had
anything to do with that?" (Lee Jackson himself)
Also, for some reason, we always seem
to get Xenphage submissions, even when Xenophage has nothing to do
with the picture. Never understood why. :)
- Lee: "Back...back...STOP! Dump the
Xenophage boxes right over there!" (Adam Rofer)
In reality, this
is Andy Edwardson (L - Wacky Wheels programmer), and Lee Jackson at
this year's E3 show in the Gathering of Developers' "Promised
Lot".
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