Contest #122: May 11th to May 24th, 2001


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The winning entry was submitted by Jon Hurley. It was:

Keith: "I don't know what I'm drinking but I know that girl in the red tank top is looking fine.

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1.  Duke: "62,000 dorky guys and not a babe in sight? I'm outta here!" (Scott Pakin)
  2. "Ever since Duke3D, its been getting tougher for Duke to save the world alone." (Daniel Churcher)
  3. This is the line for the bathroom? Dude, we're screwed. (Andy Short)
  4. Realizing he let one go, Andy La Combe turns to avoid suspicion, but the crowd knows what really happened and disperses from the foul stench Andy conjured up. (Rojeh ???)
  5. Andy: Grenades? check. Sunglasses? check. Duke Nukem pen in right pocket? double check. (Gerald Lee) (This one is a reference to a previous contest).
  6. 3D Realms staff watches on excitedly, as a new feature of the game is being shown to the public: The NEW taunt mode whereby Duke can pull down his pants and say "Kiss my ass!" (Chun ???)
  7. BEVT: Battlefield Earth Viewer Therapy, room one of fifteen (Scott Ahearn)
  8. "You have reached: Nerdvana!" (Thomas Nesse)
  9. "Worst. Expo. Ever." (Aaron Gaul)
  10. "Man, I hate crowds....where's Ruben when you need him?" (Brennan Shippert)
  11. "SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! - 3D Realms' George Broussard, Keith Schuler & Stephen Cole versus THE E3 CROWD!" (Brennan Shippert)
  12. He looks pissed. Did one of you guys steal a chick? (Matthew Peak)
  13. George: Duke! What are you doing there you slacker? DNF got so much delayed because we couldn't find you! Get your ass back to work!
    Duke: Yes George! Don't poke me with the big, pointy stick! I'll obey! (Maxime Tondreau)
  14. Duke Nukem prepares to meet his Makers. (Michael Olsen)
  15. The newest pop sensation: The Backroom Boys! (Cameron Orr)
In reality, this is (L-R in white Duke shirts): Keith Schuler, George Broussard, & Stephen Cole in the Gathering of Developers "Promised Lot" at E3 2000.  To the right is Andy LaCombe as Duke Nukem.