Contest #26: June 6 to 19, 1997


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The winning entry was submitted by Kevin Lewis. It was:

In an attempt to further his acting career from Jack in the Box commercials, Jack tries to reenact the escape scene from Shawshank Redemption...

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. A concept model for the upcoming Duke Nukem Text Adventure: "You are in a small office, clearly belonging to a computer geek. The desk is littered with office supplies and a small toilet. There are exits to the East and South. There is a note attached to the wall..." (Noel
    Sampson)
  2. "While thinking of the fun they had moshing at Ozzfest, Dopefish throws Jack in the john... And Jack likes it.." (Andy Goin)
  3. Hey Folks! This is where all your captions end up!! (Rod Kasnick)
  4. The futility of infinity: Un Work de Joe Siegler; Opus B (Nigel Hughes)
  5. Due to recent CBS cutbacks, the set of the Late Show with David Letterman was forced to relocate to a smaller studio with a significantly lower budget. (Chris O'Leary)
  6. Ah, so Joe Siegler has finally decided to replace his lame homepage (which you have to see to believe, that bad Joe) with a picture menu. Click here for Dopefish page, click here for Black Sabbath page, click here for gratuitous untidiness page (very popular this one) and click here to see what creeping horrors lurk in Joe's toilet (not recommended for the easily shocked or disgusted). (John Pennick)
  7. Here, in the Holy Church of the Dopey Fish, we find his holiness the Pope, sitting at his pulpit. (Guillaume Bailey)
  8. "What do you mean I can't use a prop to play Charades? How else are we going to get a guess on Flushing, New Jersey?" (Rod Kasnick)

In reality, this is a bunch of random stuff on Joe Siegler's desk.