Contest #174: June 27th to July 10th, 2003


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The winning entry was submitted by Forrest Kyle. It was:

Originally designed to appeal to gay truck owners, this Ford promotional ad was later rejected, on the grounds that it was a little TOO gay.

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. "Keith, are you sure this is the tryout for the Britney Spears video?", "Yes Charlie, just bend a bit more and smile". (Jens Eggert)
  2. The Ford dealership in Garland had to seriously revamp their test drive policy after this. (John Whaley)
  3. It's OK, Keith. I've got a travel pack of Kleenex with me. (Rob Falconer)
  4. Hmmm. Should I use two fingers or one? (Gee, those proctology classes helped, but that was a long time ago.) (Garret Odle)
  5. "Er, when you said you wanted to take me up the dirt track, I didn't know this was what you meant." (Oliver Stephenson)
  6. "What? You've never seen _Deliverance_? Muhahahah!" (Anthony Williams)
  7. "I think Charlie and Keith use off-roading as an excuse, if you know what I mean." (Amir Raofi)
  8. "So Keith, how many bets like this have you won this week?" (Will Wagner)
  9. In reality, this is Charlie Wiederhold & Keith Schuler uh.. "posing" for a picture after they had just poured mud all over their trucks and are pretending to have just gone off-roading. (Dean Laslo)
  10. "Off-roading, huh? .. is that that you crazy kids call it nowadays?" (Nick Almighty ??)
  11. Keith: "I always use two fingers to do a prostate examination just in case the patient wants a second opinion." (Frank Paniz)

In reality, this is Charlie Wiederhold & Keith Schuler uh.. "posing" for a picture after they had just gone off-roading.