Contest #173: June 13th to June 26th, 2003


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The winning entry was submitted by Ectal ???. It was:

 "Without a doubt, the least anticipated title of 2003 is 3D Realms Extreme Beach Volleyball."

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. "Do you actually think I could possibly bear to look at this picture for more than a few seconds, much less long enough to think of anything funny to say about it?!" (Frank Adams)
  2. One question will forever haunt me ... what is the purple thing for? (Steve Mullen)
  3. I don't know which is scarier, the fact that three drunken guys are touching their bare chests in a seductive pose, or the fact that someone wanted a picture of it for later use. (Steve Mullen)
  4. "3D Realms - Taking Motion Capture to strange new places." (Patrick Roche)
  5. After recieving his birthday surprise, Matt Wood legally changed his name to "Matt Wood-No-More" (Shaun Finney)
  6. Charlie: Hey Keith, I'll bet you can't reach YOUR nipple.
    Keith: You're on! UHNNNNNG!!!... God damnit! (Shaun Finney)
  7. Behold the DNF developement team: the proud, the few, the not-so-virtuous! (Simon Charles)
  8. "Who says Duke Nukem Forever R&D is exclusive to late nite strip clubs?" (Scott Martin)
  9. DUKE: "Shake it bab... WHOA! Wrong level!" (Simon Charles)
  10. "let's see... three half naked men: two rubbing their own nipples, and one holding a large phallic purple thing and wearing a smile that indicates an intent to use it... empty shot glasses and unrecognizable debris litter the carpet... this is not your average game of spin the bottle..." (Billy Super)
  11. Kyle and Charlie have proven that even hard working 3d Realms employees can get a tan. Keith, on the other hand, hasn't, which clearly shows that he's too white for his own good." (MB)
  12. Duke Nukem Forever would be out already if the developers could just keep their hands off each other. (John Whaley)
  13. Welcome to Matt Wood's Birthday Party - sponsored by The Advocate magazine. (John Whaley)
  14. Kyle Davis and Charlie Wiederhold promoting Keith Schuler's new film - baldylocks and the three hairs! (Mike ???)
  15. After relaxing from practicing their dance routine for the Booth Babe Contest, Keith and Charlie try to imagine what implants will feel like, as Kyle continues to add more air. (Scott Martin)
  16. Keith: "Looks like someone ordered a sandwich with light meat! And pepperoni!" (Adam Rofer)
  17. I find the blue mug on the left of the picture disturbing. Remove it! (David Rothelius)
  18. "H/R Department of 3D Realms: Apparently our LOOKING FOR A JOB? updates for that 3D Animator aren't gathering enough attention. I propose we use THIS picture of some of our QUOTE-UNQUOTE 'HOT' employees with the caption 'YOU KNOW YOU WANT IN ON THIS ACTION! Don't worry, we won't bite!' " (Reepal Parbhoo)

    The morning after Duke Nukem Forever was released. (Erik Lore)

In reality, this is (L-R): Kyle Davis, Keith Schuler, & Charlie Wiederhold doing... doing... We don't know what they're doing, but it's at Matt Wood's birthday party.