Contest #102: July 14th to July 27th, 2000


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The winning entry was submitted by Duane Shields. It was:

Matt gives a false praising slap on the back while in reality placing a sign on Charlie's back reading, "Kick Me, I'm personally responsible for Duke Nukem Forever taking as long as it has."

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. Charlie: "Let me show you the triple-tonguing technique I learned in the baritone section of Longhorn Band, you scrappy little Gen-X stud, you." (Lee Jackson)
  2. "Dude, my pits reek to no end. Here, take a whiff." (Scott Boolman)
  3. Matt Wood, famous tongue-reader, tells Charlie his fortune. (Stephen Roy Michelson)
  4. When he saw that Charlie's reaction was a bit *too* enthusiastic, Matt decided that now would be a good time to take his hand off of Charlie's shoulder. (Lee Jackson)
  5. Matt: "Hey, how'd you manage to get a DNF shirt while I didn't?"
    Charlie: "I told you kissing Geroge's ass would pay off." (Adam Rofer)
  6. Countless hours of playing 'Frogger' pays off for Charlie. He deftly picks a fly off Matt's forehead with his overdeveloped tongue! (John White Coining)
  7. Charlie has been taking too many hallucinogens. He's starting to think that Matt's a giant Freeze-Pop... either that or Pamela Anderson. (Steve Trinkl)
  8. Matt: Hey Chuck, thats not a bathroom.
    Charlie: Screw you Matt, ill pee where I want to! (Salut ???)

In reality, this is Charlie Wiederhold & Matt Wood at this year's E3 show.