Contest #101: June 30th to July 13th, 2000


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The winning entry was submitted by Adam Rofer. It was:

Sing to "I'm a Little Teapot:"
"I'm a little woodchuck, short and stout,
here are my antlers, here is my snout.
af-ter my fifth beer, I'll pass out,
now give me food or I will pout!"

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. Perpetual walk-on Steve Blackburn sure seems to be enjoying himself in this promotional pic from UPN's new fall show: "Reindeer Proctologist" (Michael Bristol)

  2. I'll take "Druken Yahoos" for 500, Alex. (Cameron Orr)

  3. Off Camera, someone mutters "Well, it's better than when he came to the offices as a leperchaun for St. Patty's day..." (Justin Allen)

  4. As a spokesman for the new "Nukem & Nukem" line of health and beauty products, Steve shows that the hand cream works wonders for dry skin and bad cuticles. The shampoo, however, still needs a lot of work.... (Frank Adams)

  5. "And on that fateful night, Steve got totally Blitzened." (Travis Prebble)

  6. This just in!...Rogaine factory gets mixed shipment of moose testosterone! (Dan Troutt)

  7. Anybody up for a little reindeer games? Come on guys Im sitting pretty! (Mama Bear ???)

  8. Chris Hargrove: He's totally drunk! He won't remember any of this tomorrow! Joe Siegler: Oh, yes he will. *click* (Cameron Orr)

  9. It's rabbit season, ands i demands you shout him now.... (BPovall ???)

  10. Steve Blackburn, in his most desperate attempt yet, tries to show everyone why he should be in the upcoming Duke title, "Duke Nukem: Endangered Species Hunter" (David Mathews)

In reality, this is Steve Blackburn at the 1999 Xmas Party.