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The winning entry was submitted by Vlad
Popa. It was:
 "I bet if I pull the fire alarm all the girls from the fitness
club upstairs are going to come running down this hall."
Some of the others (in no particular order):
- Allen looks outside for some Shadow Warrior level building
tips, *again* Expect corridors in the full game, lots of corridors... (MattCake)
- Having spent his entire life in a cubicle, Blum-the-wild-boy
is frequently confused with simple tasks. Here we see him facing in the wrong direction
for "Knocking on a door". On the plus side, he no longer faces in the wrong
direction at the urinals. (Alan Hunt)
- The winner of the Apogee Rock-Paper-Scissors contest. (Jenna
Ramsey)
- Dear Mr. Broussard;
Despite company policy, Allen continues to act up. "I THROW THE SHURIKEN IN THE
HALL...."
-Security Department. (Berk ???)
- Having finally mastered the Art of Potty Training, Allen Blum
emerges from the restroom with a face expressing the victory of accomplishment and
regularity. (Drake Lacy)
- Allen Blum, not seeing the digital camera, notices the dynamic
lighting in the hallway and decides to pick up the "shotgun" (fire extinguisher)
and practice for the upcoming "Duke Nukem Forever" by attacking nearby
inhabitants of the "spacestation" (hallway.) (Andy Iafrate)
- After a hard day of play-testing Shadow Warrior, drinking
vodka, and subsequently losing badly while play-testing Dukematch, eating a mixture of
Lucky Charms and Jalapeno peppers, begging Todd to drive him to the doctor to determine
why his mouth was bleeding, a couple of mid-afternoon siestas, followed by his watching of
a movie-thon of "Clueless", "The Crush", "The Babysitter"
and "Night of the Living Dead", Allen woke at 3:00 am. His only comment was that
he "enjoys 3d Realms work ethic", but only wished that he had paid vacation
time. Allen is the main reason for the company's motto, "When its done"...
(Jaryn Lutkin)
In reality, this is Allen Blum acting
silly in our office hallways.
A Special mention goes out to this entry. It's not terribly
funny, but it is the truth. :)
Allen was doing an totally different hand gesture until he saw the camera. (Matt Fowler)
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