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The winning
entry was submitted by Cameron
Orr. It was:
 3D
Realms received this picture via e-mail with the subject line "Duke
Nukem can suck on it"
Some
of the others (in no particular order):
- Remedy's failed marketing strategy
of advertise Max Payne................. introducing the new worlds
largest boy band "The Maxstreet Boys!" (C. Packer)
- "Why it's a full bottle of
champagne! I'm sure we could remedy that with little or no payne!"
(Aaron Bell)
- Well... It's Done... the new WID
(Aaron Bugal)
- "As you can tell by the looks on
their faces, that wasn't their first bottle of champagne..." (Aaron
Sevier)
- Remedy Guy 1 : "Green Dry-Erase
marker means showstopping bug right?"
Remedy Guy 2 (Trying to smile): "Drink the damn champagne." (Alex
Tarrent)
- "I think I found Waldo, but he's not
wearing his striped shirt and hat." (Bryan Encina)
- "And now presenting the 2001 winners
of the Slashdot best dressed awards..." (Bryan Encina)
- The Max Payne development team, with
their most productive member front row, center. (William Burns)
- With green cards in short supply,
the entire Remedy team attempts to make it back to America by
registering with a mail-order groom service. (Chris Gump)
- This is your brain... this is your
brain on when it's done, any questions? (Chris Robinson)
- "What you mean when the GAME is
done? I thought it meant we get another bottle when this one is
done!" (Chris Yoakum)
- "The Remedy Team drinks their
morning "creativity medicine", which has shown greater results than
the enormous amounts of coffee." (Crhis Yoakum)
- "...and along the back row from left
to right we can clearly see the progression of contemporary American
fashion from the mid-1950's to the early 2000's..." (Chris Sullivan)
- "This hangover is going to be a
payne in the ass" (Cokeman ???)
- Max Payne has gone Gold today. In
other news, Jesus Christ has come-again to Earth to judge God's
children. He was told to come back later until at least two addon's
have been released. (Cameron Orr)
- "On this week's Temptation Island
episode, no one was tempted." (Don Chin)
- Here are the members of the record
holding team, in the Guinness Book of World Records, for the
greatest number of people to get tipsy from a single bottle of
Champagne! (Eric Jon Overstreet)
- "Hey baby, up for a menage a, eh,
19?" (Harley Metcalfe)
- "If this is the remedy, what must
the disease be like?" (Justin Heyes-Jones)
- The Remedy team just as George
Broussard arrives to give them one of his legendary "gone gold"
private dances. In this industry it's not the salary, it's the
perks. (Jacob Solomon)
- Menudo celebrates its 20 year
anniversary. (John Han)
- "Here we see the last known photo of
the development team for the smash hit Max Payne before the grisly
discovery. Apparently the celebratory barbeque went horribly wrong
as a yet unidentified team member, still absorbed in the excitement
of the moment, attempted to light the grill in bullet time." (Alex
Zaferiou)
- Please note that Max Payne couldn’t
attend the photo because he accidentally pressed the Bullet Time
button while in traffic on his way here. (Martin DeMontfort)
- "Ok, guys. Time to use them fake
smiles again. We wanna show the public we are happy, productive
people, not mindless slaves in this so called 'gaming industry.'"
---Camera Man (Nelson Wong)
- "Despite what you think, they
haven't had anything to drink yet. They always look like this." (Korban
Frankel)
- "question:who do you think had more
to drink from that bottle of wine on the floor? answer:Sam lake (the
guy in the flowery shirt)" (Benjamin Modina)
- Meet the new contestants for "Big
Brother: Developer Edition"... (Christopher Watt)
In reality, this is
the Remedy team at their
HQ the day Max Payne was declared gold.
Plus,
there's this honorable mention.. It wasn't really funny, but
struck me as something that needed to be included.
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