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The winning
entry was submitted by Chris Fitzgerald. It was:
 "Ummm...Kev? I, uh... just got an email from Levi's. Says here: blah-blah-blah...cease and desist...blah blah...webcam...blah blah...we don't like the way you look in our shorts. Sorry pal."
Some
of the others (in no particular order):
- On Bryan's Screen: Your order for "Sexy Susan Inflate-a-mate" was successfully delivered to your business shipping address today. Unfortunately "Sexy Susan" was out of stock. We have substituted "Kinky Ken" instead. Thank-you for your order. No refunds or exchanges. (Al Hunt)
- "Kevin, if I turn around and your not zipped up, I swear." (Matt
Roten)
- Hurry man, find a picture of an apple pie now! (Paul Oswald)
- Awright, awright! Seeing is believing. Now get off my scanner! (Frank
DeCandia)
- "No really Bryan, do these jean shorts make my butt look big?" (Clint McDermott)
- "If deprived of his computer too long, Kevin will eventually roll around on desks grinning maniacally and singing the Love Boat theme." (Andres Arroyo)
- "Hey Bryan, grab that packing tape on the books and see if you can use it to rip out my leg hairs. Hurt me good." (Mike Bird)
- In a last effort to get Kevin to actually laugh on camera, an offsceen employee asks "So Kev...when is that new Duke game going to get done?" (Hunter Killer ???)
- "Like a dog in heat, Kevin mounts the desk. Somebody find this guy a girlfriend."
(Gareth Forward)
- "For the last time, Kevin, I was referring to my COMPUTER MOUSE, there's nothing to be afraid of! Get down from there!" (Kinka Joy ???)
- Kevin is in fact not wearing a white shirt. What you see is merely a super-wedgie that went too far. (Cameron Orr)
- "Bryan looks up proctologists to help Kevin's butt". (??? ???)
- "Kevin attempted to lure Bryan away from Xtree with this sultry pose just long enough for a fellow co-worker to swipe Bryan's "oh so lovely" natural keyboard." (Wade
Marsich)
And
this one, simply because it's just so bad. :)
"The weather started getting rough,
Kevin's table was tossed,
If not for the courage of Kevin battening down the hatches,
The table would be lost, the table would be lost..." (Jason Parrott)
In reality, this is Kevin Green & Bryan Turner (at computer) in
Bryan's office.
NOTE:
I got about 100 entries about apple pie, Paul's was the
first.
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