Contest #105: August 25th to September 7th, 2000


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The winning entry was submitted by Tom Sweeney. It was:

You can almost feel Duke's dissapointment when he saw that people commonly associated with himself were found participating in a all male "Ass-Grab Contest".

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. "Why is Patrick smiling like that? And where is Charlie's right hand??" (Paul Lapides)
  2. George Broussard demonstrates a prison life simulation on LevelLord for quitting 3drealms. A Duke Nukem Forever project member grabs LevelLord's ass in hopes of stealing some level building knowledge. (Gerald Lee)
  3. Confused by the long hair, an E3 goer grabs Levelords ass thinking him to be a booth babe. When he turned around, the fan realized his mistake and began convulsing on the ground. (Cameron Orr)
  4. Staring off into the distance, Charlie dreams of the day, when he too, can be grabbed. (Dave Allen)
  5. Charlie: "Hi! I'm Troy McLure. You might have seen me on such films as, 'Hey Get Your Hand Outta My Ass!!' and 'The Softer Side of Prison Life'........" (Greg Miller)
  6. Is Jim Dose behind that pole to hide the stiffy he gets from looking at Levelord's ass? Perhaps we've caught him on camera thinking, "I don't want anybody else.....when Ithink about you I touch myself...." (Greg Miller)
  7. "The gripper strikes again. Levelord while looking through a cooler for his favourite drink gets goosed. Levelord came back several times but never found his flavor. There was only Pepsi. You figure it out" (Chris Brandsma)
  8. At the annual Ritual trailer rummage sale, Levelord finds a good deal on a Swedish-made penis enlarger pump. (Rhett Dollins)
  9. "The person grabbing Levelord's ass took his hand away when he saw a picture sticking out of the pocket saying "Your hand should not be here - Levelord"" (Ryan Raner)
  10. While this looks like a normal picture, it's really an example of subliminal messages. Notice Charlie .. you can actually see his thoughts (above his head).. XO .. hugs an kisses. The real question is .. who are they for? But wait, there seems to be something else in the upper left corner .. hmmm what the .. (Mike Bird)
  11. "Levelord just dropped the soap at the GOD minimum security prison/trailer park" - A second later a voice was heard saying "batter-up!" (Mike Clevestig)
  12. Who's ass do I have to grab to win a caption contest? (Paul Oswald)

In reality, this is L-R: Levelord (having his ass grabbed), Joe Siegler, unknown (looking at ground), Patrick Hook of Ritual, Charlie Wiederhold, and Jim Dose of id Software.