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In reality, this is Joe Siegler holding
up a sign in Steve Blackburn's office.
The winning
entries are listed below. Given that this contest was "#200", it had
special conditions. There were two categories. One was
the traditional text caption that you can
send in, and the second was one where you were allowed to edit the
picture. Additionally, we were also picking three winners
in each category as opposed to just the usual one we pick.
So with that in mind, here are the winners:
Winners (Traditional):
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Tensions mount, and Joe finally snaps.
However, his brain, fried from years of banning gibbering idiots and
crybabies, has no notion of violence. The closest thing he knows is
swearing in caps, preferably in size 42,000 text. George stops the
potential fire by printing out a "NO U" image. (Preston Werner)
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"I'm telling you, Steve - we can make this
ad work! Romero just did it wrong!" (Robert LaPlante)
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Joe Siegler, in a true feat of English
skill, sums up the last five years of posts on the Duke Nukem Forever
boards. (Jake Corre)
Runners Up (Traditional):
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"Joe Siegler proudly displays the source
material for the DNF character Bombshell" (Iain Simms)
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"Years later, Joe decides to answer John
Romero's Personals ad." (Jim Craig)
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"We took this word out of the Duke Nukem
Forever Forums..Now they have nothing to Bitch about" (Jeff Donnell)
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"Here's Joe Siegler testing out the beta
version of DNF's ADA compliant Taunts subroutine for the hearing
impaired." (Marpucke ???)
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The evolution of flash cards as children
are forced to grow too quickly. What ever happened to "Dog" and "Cat"?
(Adam Robinson)
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"3D Realms Camera Captioning Contest
brought to you today by the letter...B, as in..." (Doug Graham)
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Nothing says lovin' like a homemade
birthday card for the ex. (Jared Ellis)
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"Joe hands in his resignation in style"
(Rory O'Kelly)
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"Joe Siegler leads a kindergarten class in
his, rather bitter, version of the BINGO song." (Mark Ishak)
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"Hey, look what Duke just gave me!..It's
from his band's first video shoot, they're covering a Dylan song..."
(Kevin Glosser)
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"Sorry Joe, I just don't swing that way."
(Ciaran McCarthy)
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"With the code for player text
communication not yet implemented into Duke Nukem Forever, Joe Siegler
resorts to different measures for deathmatch smack talk." (Jason
Stephens)
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"Allright now cover your left eye and read
the first line, left to right!" (Darryl Attwood)
Winners (Picture Edit):
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Martin DeMontfort |
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Daniel Weid |
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Ryan Raner |
Runners Up (Picture Edit):
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Martin DeMontfort |
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Martin DeMontfort |
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Anael Ferraz de Carvalho |
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Daniel Brogan |
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Alexander Dumproff |
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Greg Mamayek |
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William McCombie |
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Joost de Meij |
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Scott Pakin |
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Reepal Parbhoo |
And if you don't agree
with the winners, then "Bitch, Bitch, Bitch"! ;) :) |
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