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The winning
entry was submitted by Erwin
Dunbar. It was:
 "They
thought I was asleep when they put this stuff on me. Little do they
know that I pretended to be asleep just to have an excuse to wear this
cool gear."
- Time to make the donuts - aw screw it I am
going back to bed! (Douglas King)
- "A true survivor of the low carb craze."
(Alonso Barraza)
- An unidentified Krispy Kreme employee,
re-enacting the 'film noir' undertone of the blockbuster hit "Se7en,"
decided to "try out" one of the seven deadly sins - police, as usual,
haven't yet figured out which one. (Brad Lasky)
- Surely this isn't what they meant by
'Sweet Dreams'! (Bill New)
- Chester the Krispy Kreme Molester strikes
yet again! Police claim no ones doughnut hole is safe. (Mike Barnes)
- Scott works Krispy Kreme nights to earn
money for Duke Nukem Forever's development. (Frank DeCandia)
In reality, this is Scott Miller asleep
after his wife and kids put some Krispy Kreme merchandise on him.
NOTE: The last one on the list was one we got numerous times. I'd
say we got about 50 or 60 entries all saying some variant of this.
I used this one as it was the first submitted.
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