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The winning
entry was submitted by Scott Pakin. It was:
 My
name is Watto. I looooove to get blotto!
Some
of the others (in no particular order):
- When Toys Go Bad: Recovering from a 3 day
drinking binge, Watto doesn't remember going to the 'Gay GI Joe bash',
getting an electronic sex toy implant, or acquiring the 'Mother Hubbard'
hat. (Tom Hoelscher)
- "Damn my magnetic personality!" (Brendan
Murray)
- This is apparently what has been clogging
the 3D Realms' toilets for the past few years. The plumber is still in
therapy. (Steven Trinkl)
- "On a side note, I just went back through
the past two months of captioning that I missed and after observing
Ruben's blank expression while inexplicably holding a coffee pot outside
in the rain and coupling that with this recent photo of his office
decorations I'm really beginning to wonder if Ruben is a victim of Nyquil
abuse if not at least suffering from the ill-effects of a lobotomy gone
wrong." (Philip Atkins)
- YES! All these and more are available in
the Official Watto Accessories Catalog! (Andrew Durdin)
- A metaphor for 3DRealms's Duke Nukem
Forever design philosophy: "Let's spend way too long adding a bunch of
crap to it and then release one picture!" (Don Laursen)
- At a wild party on Tanooine, Watto keeps
asking the various Jedi if they would "Use the Force" to help get that big
busted Bothan out of her clothes. (Duane Shields)
- A long time ago, this figure of Watto on
Ruben's desk started off with a GI Joe vest which was cool, followed by
the Year 2000 party hat and decorations from the same year's Christmas
tree which seemed understandable but then came the yellow cocktail
umbrella. Take into account additions from subsequent years; like the
gargoyle-like creature on his neck and the sinister black "pet rat" with
red eyes and you get an insight into the psyche of an artist who has been
working on the same game for too damn long. (Gautam Menon)
In reality, this is Ruben Cabrera's
Watto figure on top of his desk after being "decorated".
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