Contest #177: August 15th to August 28th, 2003


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The winning entry was submitted by Tom Hoelscher. It was:

Having studied the HR handbook all weekend, Bryan has found that sexual harassment does *not* cover foliage.

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. "Look what I found in Broussard's bellybutton!" (Eric Stembridge)
  2. "I swear they were this big on her" (Justin Grizwald)
  3. Be careful, there's a camper in the tree with an invisible BFG! (Jeff Snow)
  4. 20 bucks says this guy has played the duke nukem games to long. (Aidan Mowat)
  5. Homo-decoratus, a new species of man. (John Humphries)
  6. Presenting the only plant that hasn't died at least once in the 3DR offices! (Eskil Lauretson)
  7. Bryan Turner demonstrates his latest strip club techniques on the household plants, leaving his co-workers feeling ill and the plants feeling violated. (Eric Stembridge)
  8. Bryan really has a way with plants. Notice how the one on the left perks up in his presence, while the plant on the right droops rejected. (Frank DeCandia)
  9. Bryan, who normally does not do too well with the ladies, shows off his newly acquired bush. (Bob R)
  10. After karate lessions failed to get him chicks, Bryan decided to make his own style. And thus, "Plant-Foo" was created. (Andrew Childs)
  11. "Bryan you're supposed to look scary, not high!" (Jens Eggert)

In reality, this is Bryan Turner hamming it up with the plants that were in his office at the old 3DR HQ during our move to new offices.