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The winning entry was submitted by Dylan
March. It was:
 Oh my Goodneth, that Duke Nukem is tho' hanthome. I juss luv a man
with a big gun!
Some of the others (in no particular order):
- 'And so it goes, day in and day out,Bryan does not give up on
the idea that one day he SHALL get all the right moves to doing the Macarena... (Samiris
C.)
- Hmm, how would I look in Rainbow Red Lipstick..? (Tomasz
Popeil)
- Unbeknownst to Bryan, his purse is on top of the refrigerator
where he left it. (Adam Rofer)
- Notice, by viewing the pictures for the February 28 contest
and the March 14 contest, that the only things that have changed in this office are the
people (not the haircuts, hats, or glasses!), the coffee pots, a fan, nothing on the
clipboard, and the Brett Young's monitor in three phases: boot up, in the middle of a SW
game, and the screen after exiting SW. (Adam Rofer)
- Notice Bryan's third stage of development, thoughtless
squinting, whereas the first two stages, eating and listening to western music, can be
observed in previous contest pictures. (Adam Rofer again)
- Armed with his new Men In Black watch, Bryan decides to test
his new image on unsuspecting peers. (Sami Collins)
- "You're right! I do look like Sally Jesse Raphael."
(Charles Lester)
- And here we see Mr.Turner, showing off the latest in phone
pimp clothing, notice how the cane has been taken away this year to get a more
sophisticated look. In this photograph we can't see the purple and yellow flowered
bellbottoms and high heels, because of the unlucky camera angle. (Bunso ???)
- "My gosh, alt.binaries.erotica.bill.gates?" (R Tyll)
- Scenes from the life of the loneliest coffee maker. (Gus
Zader)
- [Bryan Turner to Kevin Green]: "Oh, Kevin, this Barbie
Fashion Designer software you have is absolutely fab! Here... make some changes. Give me
some hot pink lipstick, some eyeliner, and just a dab of mascara... ooo, and a purple
streak in my hair for an added effect! Now, how
about that red & white checked Gingham dress..." (Gavin Klahr)
- The final contestant in the "David Spade" lookalike
contest. (Jedi Master ???)
In reality, this is Bryan Turner staring
at something on Kevin Green's Monitor. (We don't know what it was - truly!)
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