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The winning entry was submitted by Adam
Rofer. It was:
 Allen Blum sets off a flash bomb inside the lunch room, enabling him to dash
in and grab the last can of non-Diet coke in the machine.
Some of the others (in no particular order):
- While checking out some of the new weapons for Duke Nukem
Forever, Allen unknowingly actives the prototype Holocaust Cannon. (Sean Magiera)
- As Steve Hornback walks into the room, the sunlight reflecting
off of his forehead blinds the surprised Allen Blum. (Ben Golus)
- Allen Blum was seriously injured last week when he froze in
the lights of an on coming car (Andrew Wiblemo)
- Allen: Damn Kevin, put your shirt back on. And get a tan.
(Andrew Wiblemo)
- Allen Blum declined to commit about his being arrested today
for the stalking of film star Alicia Silverstone. (Charles Lester)
- Allen Blum has finally discovered that putting his hand on the
copier CAN have bad results... (Adam Rofer)
- Maybe Allen is taking this "Plutonium Pak a bit too
seriously. (Zed ???)
- "Allen Blum's dreaming of what it would be like to use
'god mode' in the real world. (See 'Rise of the Triad' by Apogee!)" (Bill Goodhead)
- Due to the recent losses of women's' underwear at Victoria's
Secret, security cameras were installed. This picture, taken at midnight last night, is
the only picture taken of the "Underwear Bandit." Search warrants are out for
any men with green hats and no life... (Adam Rofer again!)
In reality, this is Allen Blum blocking
the flash from our Digital Camera.
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