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The winning
entry was submitted by Tip McMahon. It was:
 We
finally got Kevin Green to stop peeing his pants in the office, next
mission, get him to stop peeing his pants in the bathroom.
Some of the others (in no particular order):
- Kevin marvels at how easily it is to
relieve oneself while using Prince's patented 'butt out jeans' (Josh
Wagenbach)
- I'm out of TP! Man, I hate doing this to
Miss April. (TGO ???)
- Following the Duke Nukem formula for ego
trips, Kevin sometimes likes to go to the bathroom and pretend he's
crapping down the boss' neck! (Gautam Menon)
- As the scene opens, we see Kevin updating
the user manual for the new facilities... “Hmm, guess we need to move the
‘remove pants’ step earlier in the process” (Tom Hoelscher)
- Kevin studies up on Bob Villa's
"toiletries and you" (Adam Richard)
- Kevin Green's new torture chamber: notice
metal handcuffs on wall. This is how they get the programmers to research
the characters they create. (Gregory Mamayek)
- "Three rolls of TP later, "Bob" decides
that having his tape measure handy might be a good thing, as he continues
his attempt at the world's longest. Let us pray for him that the magazines
can last as long as he!" (Brandon Del More)
- Kevin usually does this to avoid any of
the auto-flush systems. Nobody has yet been able to convince him they're
not shrink rays. (Polaris ???)
- There's nothing but crap in this magazine
(Rob Falconer)
- Kevin may be happy at 3D Realms, but his
dream lies with his own show on the Home and Garden Network. (Cameron Orr)
- Kevin could never make it as a carpenter.
This eats as his very soul even today; and as you can see here he still
wears his Stanley 25ft tape measure and sports the scraggly beard of
someone associated with construction. Don't be too concerned for him. He
has found his calling...he's a professional sperm donor. (Chris Caviness)
- I'll be out "When it's done" ! (Chris
Timmons)
- The designers here at Levi's have come up
with an exciting new product in our Engineered series of clothing:
Levi's Engineered Toilet Jeans!
Too lazy to take off your jeans when you take a dump?
Always having trouble unbuttoning those pesky jeans when you rush to the
toilet after a big meal of mexican food?
Or do you simply just need to take a crap faster than before?
Well, look no further: Levi's has just the product for you!
Engineered Toilet Jeans - now also availible in a special shorts edition!
Order YOUR pair today! (Eskil Lauritsen)
In reality, this is
Kevin Green reading a magazine in an
office bathroom we're renovating.
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