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The winning
entry was submitted by Brad ??. It was:
 "Actually,
I keep saying 'When it's done' because in reality I am not even
working on it. Here I am hanging out in the Caribbean on one of my
many boats slurping up import beer with my groupies. MUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAH!"
Some of the others (in no particular order):
- "Moments after this photo is taken, George
Broussard departs on a three hour tour with a skipper, his first mate, a
millionaire and his wife, a movie star, and two other unnamed persons. He
is never heard from again." (Scot M. Burklin)
- Here we see The Rock from WWE doing a
great impersonation of George from 3DR. (Dustin Carlson)
- "Smile? With my teeth? I'd have to
readjust all the settings to allow for the bright lights ! (Valerie
Falconer)
- George does his Agent Smith impression for
John Anderson: "As you can see, we've had our eye on you for some time
now, Mr. Anderson. It seems that you've been living two lives. In one
life, you're John Anderson, level designer for a respectable software
company, you have a social security number, you pay your taxes, and you
help your landlady carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in
computers, where you go by the hacker alias 'Dopefish' and are guilty of
virtually every computer crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a
future, and one of them does not." (Keith Schuler)
- Coming soon to Fox, George Broussard is
Captain Mitch Buchannon in Baywatch: Retirement. (Kyle Randolph)
- "Here we see George Broussard next to his
boat. (Note: Boat not pictured)" (Emille Blanc)
- "Imploding under the pressure of finishing
DNF, George decides to unwind by taking a 3 hour tour, a 3 hour tour."
(Ron Savarese)
- (Sung to the tune of Black Suits Comin'
(Nod Ya Head) from Men In Black II)
"Come, come on
Come on, cuh- come on-mon
The black shades comin'
The black shades comin'"
"It's comin', It's comin', It's comin', It's comin"
"I am the
Man in black
I'm back breaking the back of the
random employee so
Can the flack
Yo, I'm dangerous
I been trained to bust
When a flamer fuss
Trying to endanger us
Praise me y'all
Don't nothin faze me y'all
DNF's late, they wait that's all
Crazy y'all
I'm a filterer o'shit
Trust me we work hard
Out of the depths of
Your imagination appears, Broussard"
"Black t-shirt, the black shades, the black shoes
No tie but with the Duke attitude
New style, black Ray-Bans, I'm stunning man
New hotness, Duke's nearly back, there's strippers man
Don't you understand, what, you thought I wouldn't come again
Leave you hanging without bringing you the fun again
Tanglin' with the alien scum again
Mind your manners 'cuz the Duke's almost coming in" (Gautum Menon)
In reality, this is George Broussard taking a picture of himself in
front of some boats in Los Angles while we were there in 2001 for E3.
NOTE: We seemed to get rather a LOT of
Gilligan's Island submissions for this one. :)
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