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The winning
entry was submitted by Ellen Troudt. It was:
 "Don't mind me...
I'm tending to my E-Sheep"
Some of the others (in no particular order):
- Look guys, without the use of my other hand, I can make fart noises with only one arm!" (Cameron Orr)
- Yes you to can get your very own mail order bride right from the heart of Russia. Look at her.. she can cook, clean and even check your email. Don't you just want to taker her home with you today!!! (Matt Young)
- "Ruben experiences what is known in the programming business as 'Total Conversion Total Immersion' as he gets a little *too* deep into a side project, 'The Duke Nukem vs. Little Red Riding Hood TC'." (Francis
Colaricci)
- This looks cool eh?, but you haven't seen my stars &stripes underwear yet!
(Sterken ???)
- Hey! What I do in my cubicle is my business! (Alex
Polovetsky)
- Ruben Cabrera from the USA prepares to compete in the upcoming olympic event "computer nerd" (Gerald Lee)
- Meet one of Dr. Evil's new fembots. Code name: Uneeda Shavealot. (Lee Jackson)
- "Don't laugh; I'm trying out some wardrobe for the new 'Battling Babushkas' game." (George
Beckingham)
- "Hey, do I look like Ron Jeremy or what! Now I'll get all the babes...." (Mike George)
- Guys I told you I only work at TGI Fridays because I like it there not cause I need the money... (Jason
Zoldos)
- Tired of waiting, aunt Jemima signs on at 3drealms to get Duke Forever finished. Suprisingly it will have a light and fluffy buttermilk flavor. (Jason
Zoldos)
- "I'm little Bo Peep, and I've ate my sheep, so there's no way your gonna find them." (Jim Weidner)
- "My stage name is Ruby but you can call me Bubba. My favorite color is chartreuse and I'm a pisces. I wanna be your big hunk of burnin' love!" (Damon
Miears)
- After smashing alt-tab on his keyboard, Ruben denied that he was again having teenage fantasies of becoming a flying nun. (Tim Townsend)
- Ruben: "Piss off. I'm busy with the intern." (Greg Miller)
- Madam Ruben wishes to tell you your future for a small fee. (Robert
Englehart)
- "Gotta lean back just a little more and my porno collection will be concealed..." (Tony
Lozina)
- Yeah...so...I was at the strip club last night and the most amazing dancer gave me her panties to wear on my head!" (Chris Lies)
- "For the last time, I am NOT Dennis Franz, and you can't see my "Cute little butt" (Carrie Lou Schmidt)
In reality, this is Ruben Cabrera sitting at his desk.
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