Contest #84: September 24th to October 7th, 1999


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The winning entry was submitted by Eagle-1. It was:

If I win this contest, instead of a gift certificate, can I get Michelle instead?

NOTE: While amusing, no I don't think she would go for that.  :)

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. This is what Larana Bobbit's face looked like just before.....well....you know. (Patrick Balison)
  2. This wouldn't be so bad if she had actually brought a gift. (Jeff Clineff)
  3. Having already styled Lee Jackson's beard and Joe Siegler's fringe, Michelle realized that perhaps her future as a hairstylist would not be as profitable as she had initially hoped. (Stevie Robertson)
  4. Ms. Miller wasn't going to steal the lava lamp, until Lee Jackson popped into existence on her shoulder, whispering, "Go ahead and take it...you know you want to..." (Mark Hadley)
  5. Joe: Don't trust her! Don't you see she's pure evil?!?! (Cameron Orr)
  6. Joe: Honey! 
    Michelle: Who's that?
    Joe: Umm... Aquantice.
    Lynn: I'm his wife!
    Joe: I swear, I don't know what this broad's on. 
    Michelle: That's it. I'm leaving.
    Joe: Oh come on baby! *looks to Lynn* How you doing? (Cameron Orr)

In reality, this is Joe Siegler getting upset at Scott Miller's sister Michelle as she swipes his lava lamp at a company Christmas party gift swap while Lee Jackson looks on.

Honorable Mention:  This will go good with all my other clutter around the house. (Terry Nagy; Michelle's boyfriend)