Contest #83: September 10th to 23rd, 1999


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The winning entry was submitted by Bruce Pember. It was:

"Dude, check out all this porn in George's home directory!"

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. Bryan says to Joe: "Check out what I've done with the web site and BB during your two week vacation!" Joe takes a look, has a heart attack, and is buried face down. (Jamie Jones)
  2. Joe and Bryan come to work and find that all the workstations have been replaced with I-Macs. (Sean Magiera)
  3. "Virtual Vixen is cool...."
    "YEAH! CLICK ON HER BOOB! CLICK ON HER BOOB!" (Bruce Pember)
  4. Bryan received twice as much medication at the Viagra trial program. (No name sent)
  5. In the presence of an exotic stripper (hired by the Boss), we notice two reactions: Joe (a proud virgin) is motionless as soon as she enters the room, while Bryan is already screaming, "YEAH BABY! TAKE IT ALL OFF!". (Chris Raglin)
  6. A day in the life of Rubix Cube tech support. (Chris Stoddard)
  7. The Truman Show: Part II (Jason Parrott)
  8. "Joe and Bryan accidentally discover, on George's PC, scanned-in images of George naked. Joe is happy as he now has a bargining chip (Dopefish in DNF for the pics!) and Bryan, well, has gone insane." (Draco ???)

In reality, this is Joe Siegler & Bryan Turner goofing off for a web-cam at Bryan's computer.